Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes that are as corney as Christmas cracker jokes! Enjoy!

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?

Sandy Claws

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles

What do you give a train driver for Christmas?
Platform shoes

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve

How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Black mail

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
Because it soots him

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"

What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party?
Freeze a jolly fellow

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan

Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus

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